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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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