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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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