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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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