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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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