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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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