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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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