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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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