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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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