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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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