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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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