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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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