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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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