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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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