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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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