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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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