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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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