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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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