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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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