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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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