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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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