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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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