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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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