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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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