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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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