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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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