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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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