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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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