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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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