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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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