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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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