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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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