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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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