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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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