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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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