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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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