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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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