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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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