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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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