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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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