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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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