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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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