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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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