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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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