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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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