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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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