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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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