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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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