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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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