Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.