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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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